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** Hound Moments **

" The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
- Anonymous

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
- M.Facklam

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein

** Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans **

  • Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog
  • Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
  • Any trick balancing food on my nose.
  • Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet?
  • Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
  • Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.
  • Taking me to the vet for "The big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
  • Doggie Sweaters.
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